Review: How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire
It could’ve been worse; but it could’ve been better.
It actually wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be. But this was published in 2005, and since 2005– the world of vampire FanFiction was evolved, and my standards have too.
Honestly it wasn’t as cringey as I thought it’d ever be??
I feel indifferent to this book. It had 2 enjoyable, lively characters, it was just the author’s narration that was a bit bazaar. But that’s a romance novel for you– the author words things with strange synonyms and hits the thesaurus hard.
Their love story was only slightly too superficial for me. They had a very cheery journey. Pretty much fluff.
The smut scene was extremely underwhelming- so if you’re reading it for this reason, ignore it.
The first half is basically in the mind of a dentist. That’s it.